January 2012
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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“W3 aR3 n0☩ ViiRgiiN$ B-CuZ LiiF3 fUcK$ U$ aLL”
–  (via crippledbypizza)
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
December 2011
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Dec 31st
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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saddeer: how do you know someone is a vegan? don’t worry they’ll send themselves 10 asks a day on anonymous pretending that someone cares about it 
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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why can’t you have more than one save file in pokemon that’s so dumbbb
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“i’m sexy and i know it ;)”
– the ugliest girl in your school’s facebook status (via internetpope)
Dec 28th
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idk i was tagged and i’m bored so here’s ten things about me i’m asian i’m allergic to pool water i have a hamster named gizmo who just celebrated his second christmas now here’s to hoping he makes it to his second birthday on february i’m completely obsessed with scarves like if you give me one i will put out without hesitation yes i’m a boy yes i...
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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13 year old girls the day before mj died: ewww michael jackson is such a creep lol why is he white i thought he was black LOL look at that umbrella he carrys around ew i hope he doesnt rape me he's a raper hes so gross stop touching little boys PEDOFILE
13 year old girls the day mj died: Rest In Peace one of the most talented men to ever grace the music industry. You touched so many hearts and will be missed forever
Dec 27th
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someblackkid: if i have to physically type “/tagged/me” and i dont get to see you i will be highly upset
Dec 26th
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